Aries: They tend to come off as 'masculine'. Assertive. Short tempered. Thinks they're everyone's boss.
Taurus: They are like still waters. Calm and steady. They don't really want to share their food with you, don't even try it.
Gemini: Quick witted. Natural storytellers. If they smile a lot, they probably hate you.
Cancer: Caring. Always worrying about you despite themselves. Probably should be on drugs.
Leo: Natural hosts. Treats everyone like they're best friends. Only do it because they know a king is nothing without their people.
Virgo: Analytical. Tend to be intellectually conceited. They'll offer to help you and then complain about it. If you do something about it, they'll complain even more.
Libra: Charm overload. Peacekeepers. Always on everyone's side. Gossip masters. Would self destruct rather than make a decision.
Scorpio: Quiet power. Hard to figure out. Fucks up shit for fun. They laugh at your distress and your inability to figure out they did it.
Sagittarius: The life of the party. Blunt honesty. Talks shit then forgets about it 0.5 seconds later. Not suitable for fragile egos. They have a fragile ego.
Capricorn: Stern. Probably your math teacher. Type of humor that you are always left wondering if you were the joke. Works harder than you could ever.
Aquarius: Weird and contradicting. Believes in conspiracy theories. Probably gets turned off if more than one person likes the same thing they do.
Pisces: Imaginative. Altruistic. Martyr complex. Spends 90% of the time daydreaming. Probably on drugs or at least look like it. Hobo chic. Probably crying right now.
starrytownblues:

appropriately-inappropriate:

palavenblues:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

this was my entire plan when I thought I’d be homeless.  

Just in case anyone needs it.

Also!!! If you need a legal address, you could rent a Private Mail Box at your local US Post Office!! (Instead of a P.O. Box, it functions as a legal address. You can use it for job apps, general mail, etc) Or if you can’t afford it, ask people to send your mail via General Delivery with your zip code. Then you could just pick it up!
OTHER TIPS: sleeping at beaches in the shade during the day, using free campgrounds if you have proper equipment(Please don’t go camping without some gear - with Winter coming up, people can die out there), using Wal-Mart’s RV parking policy if you have an RV, free Wi-Fi and computer usage within libraries, buying pre-paid phones if phone service stability is an issue, thrift stores for work clothes, and going to fresh fruit markets for cheap but healthy foods. Stay safe, everyone.

starrytownblues:

appropriately-inappropriate:

palavenblues:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

this was my entire plan when I thought I’d be homeless.  

Just in case anyone needs it.

Also!!! If you need a legal address, you could rent a Private Mail Box at your local US Post Office!! (Instead of a P.O. Box, it functions as a legal address. You can use it for job apps, general mail, etc) Or if you can’t afford it, ask people to send your mail via General Delivery with your zip code. Then you could just pick it up!

OTHER TIPS: sleeping at beaches in the shade during the day, using free campgrounds if you have proper equipment(Please don’t go camping without some gear - with Winter coming up, people can die out there), using Wal-Mart’s RV parking policy if you have an RV, free Wi-Fi and computer usage within libraries, buying pre-paid phones if phone service stability is an issue, thrift stores for work clothes, and going to fresh fruit markets for cheap but healthy foods. Stay safe, everyone.

(Source: creppybahl)

thefrogman:

My wife wanted a run-of-the-mill birthday party. I asked her, “So just a generic party?” This is the result.

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fedorathexplorer:

someone woke me up early this morning to cuddle

fedorathexplorer:

someone woke me up early this morning to cuddle

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

“They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love.”

- (via difficult)

I suck at texting unless:

creepyknickers:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

Yep

(Source: ahtnamasyay)

castiel-is-the-fallen-angel:

I should be studying … but I’m like Kevin after tumblr so …

brbjellyfishing:

hunterbflame:

queeristic:

imdavisdang:

gvtsn:

y is that beyonce idgi

WH Y DO I SEE IT?!

I don’t get Beyonce, but Lorde is spot on.

Cause Beyoncé is the NidoQUEEN

This somehow all makes sense to me

(Source: meu-lugar-imperfeito)